Why I Am Never Moving House Ever Again. Never. Ever. Never Ever.

imageWhat a week! I’m currently sat on a train on the way up to visit my mother and I can genuinely say that I’m exhausted. This is what happened:

1. Up until the actual move I was feeling a little smug as everything had gone like clockwork. We’d found a beautiful house, we had helped to let our old house and we’d found a brilliant removal firm who could take the piano with all the other stuff without having to hire a specialist. However, they turned up four hours early which set us in a mad panic because we still had a loft to clear. NOTE TO SELF: Never underestimate how much stuff you actually have. I had to ring some of my friends to come and help us throw things into boxes.

2. When we signed the contracts, obtained the keys and let ourselves into the new property we discovered an ENORMOUS amount of rising damp in the kitchen that wasn’t there when we had originally viewed the house a few weeks prior. After frantic calls to the landlady and letting agents, who both denied all knowledge of it’s existence, it became clear that it had obviously been painted over for the viewings in order to ensure that the property had been let. I immediately called a contractor to come and look at it after threatening the landlady with legal action.

3. After we had cleaned the old house thoroughly and handed the keys into the agents I was feeling a little sad, so I went and sat in our new (beautiful) garden and had a cigarette. The Bloke joined me, shutting the back door without realising that neither of us had the key that was needed to get back in, so we had to call a locksmith. Thirty minutes and £60 later, a lovely man turned up and took less than thirty seconds to open the door with a large piece of plastic.

image4. I had to take the next day off work because the contractor came round to look at the kitchen. It turns out that the damp has been there a while and will need to have most of the plastering ripped out, damp treatment injected into the walls and then it will need to be left for two weeks to dry out before it is replastered and painted. The landlady, realising that we have an excellent case to sue, is paying for it to be done immediately and has agreed that we only pay a small amount of rent this month.

5. One of the cats, Daisy, is diabetic and needs to be injected twice daily with insulin. The insulin needs to be stored in the fridge, which has now had to be placed in the centre of the kitchen as it is dangerous to put it near the damp. They would normally stay in the kitchen at night, but because of the massive health and safety issues they have had to be put in the spare room when we go to bed. Unfortunately they have developed the nasty habit of waking up at 4.30am and crying loudly until they get let out. I’ve had about six hours sleep a night for the last week.

6. On the second move day I received a phonecall from my boss to say that I was due to be observed the following day. I work in an Academy, and I was being observed by none other than the Principal of the whole school and a member of the company that owns the school, who also happened to be a former OFSTED inspector. Shit. I was up to my eyeballs in boxes, my laptop was at work and I was stressed out. Luckily, I’d already planned the lesson a few days prior and just had to hope that it was good enough.

7. On the day of the observation I woke up in the new house without a clue where anything was. I scrabbled around in the dark to find the light switches, worked out how to use the shower and then realised I couldn’t find the toiletries that I had bought the day before. I had to wash my hair in shower gel and then spent fifteen minutes attempting to find my box of clean underwear. When I arrived at work I couldn’t find my work iPad, until half an hour later I was told that someone had found it on a table and put it in a drama locker, despite it having my name on it. I had a full teaching day and my observed one was the last lesson of the day so I had no time to prepare anything extra. In my first two lessons one student had a panic attack and another fainted. By the time my observation came up I was more stressed than I have been in a long time…

So, that has been my week. I’m looking forward to arriving at my mother’s house where all I plan to do is sleep. The Bloke is going to do the same and go up to his mother’s house next weekend. He’s been amazing at shifting everything around. I’ve found my shampoo, my underwear and my work clothes are set up for the next two weeks. The contractor starts next week so hopefully everything will be done by mid October. We’ve managed to get the house to a point where we can live in it and even though it isn’t ideal we’re working through all the boxes and attempting to organise the utter chaos that surrounds us. My truly wonderful friends have been a huge support and the last few weeks has demonstrated how incredibly lucky I am.

And my lesson observation? I got an Outstanding. Both the Principal and the other observer said it was one of the best lessons they’d seen in a while. The feedback I was given was so wonderful that I almost cried in her office! I still can’t believe I actually managed to get through that day without having a breakdown!!

I hope you’re all doing well!!!

44 thoughts on “Why I Am Never Moving House Ever Again. Never. Ever. Never Ever.

  1. Firstly well done you, see how you work much better under stress. I do have sympathy for you, I have moved 14 times, next time I move is in a wooden box. Enjoy the new home you both deserve it 🙂

  2. A cigarette!! A Cigarette!! If it were me I would have something wet, alcoholic, single and 22 years of age!!!! Still, I’m impressed, you seem to have kept your kool.

  3. Oh, Suzie, you left the other place because of the stress, and now this one has its own boatload of stressful situations. Hard to believe the house owner tried to rent the place without fixing the mold problem in the first place. Wishing the best for you. And congrats on the excellent observation. The school year will be great.

  4. I completely agree with you. I think I’d rather have a very personal and intrusive medical procedure than buy/sell and move. There’s no way for it not to become a fiasco.

  5. I have to say that by the time I got to the part about the panic attack and the fainting, I was laughing out loud! What a truly hellish week, but how wonderful that in the midst of it all you are still able to keep your sense of humor! Here’s hoping that NEXT week goes much more smoothly.

  6. Moving house is one thing, but to then discover problems at your new abode is very annoying. Luckily, the landlord is paying for the fix.

    Congratulations on getting an excellent observed report. Never doubt yourself. Clearly, you’re excellent at teaching.

    Take care!

  7. congrats on your eval and observation – I dislike the whole process, but realize that it helps me grow as a teacher. Education is moving fast here in the US – and kids are changing the way they learn and pick up and process information. It’s crazy. rest up, relax, and get some sleep,.

  8. I am thrilled to hear everything is coming together despite the panic and stress. Congrats on your wonderful evaluation. I guess these past few weeks have been crazy for everyone. Must be something in the atmosphere.

  9. I ache in empathy for your situation. Growing up as a military brat I moved so many times I can’t remember them all, six times in my first year of life, and at least every two years thereafter. When I was first able to do so I purposefully glued myself in place for 20 years and grew roots. Then I have had to move three times in the last two years for financial and health reasons. Agh!!

    We are not in control of outcomes! The stress and complications of moving make that painfully apparent. Time to rest and be an overcooked vegetable.

  10. Wow Suz! I hope you get some seriously awesome sleep and are rejuvenated for next week. Great post by the way, I could feel the stress in your words. Well done!

  11. Congratulations on your move and a successful Observation! But you poor thing, what stress! Moving, ugh, nothing ever works the way you plan. Nothing. Smh. I’ve moved across oceans and about a dozen or more times, not including over-the-water moves, and each time I say never again. *loud sigh and eye roll*

    P.S. I’m ready to move again. But it probably won’t happen for another couple of years.

  12. Oh no – what a mess! Well hey, at least you got rid of the loud neighbor and things will calm down soon. Once the damp is out —— you’ll all be set to relax. I hate moving too –

  13. smile, ms suzie. one of these days, you’ll learn to love your new home, and appreciate the decision to transfer. there will always be some heartaches to changes, but it’s those little tugs at the heart that make life more interesting. you will learn to love your new home in no time at all!

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