Earlier in the year I posted some of the most random and obscure searches that people have typed into their search engine, and have stumbled across my blog. Recently, this appeared in my stats:
Leah Remini Saved By The Bell
This didn’t concern me – over the summer I wrote about the 20th Anniversary of Saved By the Bell and I mentioned the fact that she had appeared in one of the special episodes. However, when I investigated further, I noticed that this had been typed in no less that twenty – five times in various instances: Leah Remini teenager, leah remini from saved by the bell, what character was leah remini in saved by the bell, leah remini and saved by the bell…
Similarly, I mentioned Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy in another post. These are the searches I’ve had:
Kim Kardashian Pregnant Boobs
Kim Kardashian Pregnant feet
Kim Kardashian pregnant
Thank you Leah Remini and Kim Kardashian for providing my blog with no less than fifty views between you both!
However, these are positively intellectual in comparison to the others I’ve received recently. I’ve decided to put them into ‘facepalm’ categories. These are worthy of a single facepalm:
church of notre dame timesplitter
felt minnion
blog boobs
Offensive words used for unemployed
obese cinderella
house removal
Squirrel
We can learn to no again
These are certainly worthy of a double facepalm:
Is a lava lamp any kind of waste
Cast Fetish Edinburgh
Feel dirty panties girls and women
Fat barbie dolls Ursula godmother
Wordpress boobs
Old spice belly button
A cat with bog eye
However, these are nothing in comparison to this – definitely a triple facepalm:
write one liners related to life. 4 example : . . life is an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts! . @ / .. . life is ______________
And the best one of all (I actually laughed hysterically at this one) – The Implied facepalm, courtesy of Tommy Lee Jones:
“a situation that needs to get unfucked”
Fabulous. Just Fabulous.
Hope you all have a lovely Friday evening!
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Suzie Speaks 
Finally KK is good for something.
Haha! Yes, I suppose so!
Ugh, I feel left out, no obscure search terms to find my blog. Lots of spam, however.
Give it some time – perhaps you’re writing about sensible things like I should be doing!
Face Palms are all around us. The Face Heads are gaining ground.
I thought I was going o be able to hold it together to comment but the Tommy Lee Jones has done me in. Bahahaha!
It was hilarious – I couldn’t resist!
Face palm.. LOL 🙂
Lucky you. Now I feel i need a face palm moment
I love the implied facepalm!
That’s funny – I actually tend to forget Leah Remini’s real name, for me she’ll always be Stacey Kerosi from the Malibu Sands Saved By The Bell episodes!
Absolutely! I remember being really annoyed at her for leaving Zac heartbroken…
Are these typos? If not what on earth were they looking for. Made me laugh.
Sadly, no. I’ve typed them exactly as they were written. Makes me wonder what on earth I’ve got on my blog that perhaps I hadn’t thought about!
Boobs and panties eh? I never get anything vaguely exciting like that, although the search term ‘grinning dog’ has garnered me 1148 hits but the term ‘king lear in wuthering heights’ sadly just a solitary one.
Ste, you need to title your next post ‘Boobs, Bums and Porn,’ regardless of the content and watch the views fly in!
Haha, I like that…although I have go for something more more amusingly subtle. Plus I don’t want to seem to cheap and easy, it’ll put off all the classy birds that follow moi blog.
I love the search terms and plan to do a quarterly post on my blog about them. The search terms prove that people are weird. Very weird.
Send me the link when you’ve done one!!
I actually knew who that famous person, Leah Remini was! I adored the crazy phase of lava lamps and the sense of humor you showed in this fun post!
Thanks my lovely! Really appreciate it!
There are a lot of situations that need to get unfucked. Dude needs to be more specific.
I know… It was hilarious to find it in my search results. I wonder what the situation was?
Idk, but I can think of a few if he/she can’t.
Perhaps I’ll make a post about it when I’ve run out of ideas…
I smell a Top 10 list brewing….maybe I can do one, too…
Feel free! Send me the link when you’ve done it!
Lol, okay.
I’ve just bullied you into doing a post there haven’t I…
Maybe so…
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