I Can’t Find My Hair: Drunken Ramblings As Inspirational Posters

Unlike some, I love memes and inspirational quotes and I often use them in my posts. Some make me laugh, some make me think, others genuinely provide me with motivation for the day. The inspirational quotes in particular often appear in the same format – a carefully selected font over the top of a beautiful image.

A while ago I read a post in which Danny Dyer’s twitter entries (English actor with a thick cockney accent) were used as an inspiration for such memes – things like ‘Noone asks Santa what he wants for Christmas. Bless him, the fat bearded pisshead…’ made me laugh, and it made me think about the drunken ramblings from people that I’ve heard over the years. I asked my friends for some of the funniest things they’ve ever heard someone say when drunk, and I edited them as inspirational posters…

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What about you guys? What are the funniest things that you’ve ever heard somebody say when drunk?

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21 thoughts on “I Can’t Find My Hair: Drunken Ramblings As Inspirational Posters

  1. cool ones!! I once was driven home by some friends and they asked me where I lived and I answered, In a white house 🙂 pretty accurate though, it was a white house don’t know why they didn’t get it

  2. Hmmmm….I should probably keep a notebook with me while I’m drunk. I have no doubt I rattle off some classic lines, but then I never remember them when I awake the next day.

  3. I don’t drink anymore…which means I get to laugh at these instead of making them up.

    One thing I learned for sure, password protect your phone with a different one than normal when planning to drink 🙂

  4. Hahaa! Brilliant. Some of mine apparently: “Shame we can’t unscrew our feet and put them in a sink of cold water when they get hot and tired.” Me clearly forgetting that bowls exist. “I’m sooo drunk & tired help me to bed honey bunny. No! Do it like this!” Not too drunk or tired to issue orders then. *face palm*

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