This week’s focus is language. I toyed with the idea of focusing on the different aspects of the history of the english language, but have somehow gravitated towards slang and swear words. Warning: there may be uses of words that you may deem to be inappropriate within this list – if you are easily offended, read the post with your hands over your face whilst peeking out between your fingers.
1. Bugger. This is a word that I use on a regular basis to in any number of situations:
- Bugger off – go away.
- We’re buggered – all is lost.
- It’s buggered – it is broken.
- I’m buggered – I’m tired.
- Lucky bugger – a lucky person.
- Bugger it – forget it.
2. Bung. This is usually placed in the context of putting something into a specific place (“just bung it in the bin), or to throw (“bung it over here will you”). Bung can also be replaced with the word ‘chuck’ in both of these situations.
3. Gagging. This means ‘desperate for’ and can be used in any number of phrases to emphasise the need for something – “I’m gagging for a drink/cigarette/the toilet.”
4. Fanny. To put it simply, this means vagina in England, so when the word is used in American television programmes to describe somebody’s ass I can’t help but have a sneaky giggle to myself. It can also be used to describe someone who is an idiot or who has done something stupid.
5. Piss poor. This has nothing to do with urine, it emphasises the fact that somebody isn’t just short of money, they have absolutely nothing. Like ‘bugger,’ the word ‘piss’ can also be used in lots of contexts:
- I’m pissed – I’m drunk
- Piss off – go away
- I haven’t got a pot to piss in – I don’t have any money
- Pissing about – messing around/doing nothing/being silly.
- Piss up – a large drinking session with friends.
- I’m going for a piss – I am going to urinate.
6. Right. This is often used by people from northern England and means ‘very.’ Example phrases are “I’m right knackered,” and “I’m right pissed off” meaning “I am very tired,” and “I’m very annoyed.”
7. Wanker. This is a word that is often brought up by foreign celebrities when questioned about the differences in language during interviews when they visit our country. It simply means that you are describing somebody as an idiot. Here are other words that can be used in the same context:
- Tw*t. (I detest this word, which is why I have bleeped it out a little.)
8. Rubbish. This can be used to describe something that is put into a bin, or to describe something that isn’t very good.
9. Wangle. This can also be used in lots of contexts, but essentially it is managing to obtain something: “I managed to wangle an invitation/discount/extra day out of them.”
10. Sod’s law. If something can go wrong, it will inevitably go wrong.
11. Chav. This is used to describe teenagers and young adults who generally wear tracksuits, caps with the Burberry pattern on them, sovereign rings, claim benefits and hang around on street corners and parks, smoking cigarettes and weed and drinking cheap alcohol.
12. Slapper. This is often used to describe girls who are considered to be promiscuous.
13. Gobby. This is of no relation to a Harry Potter house elf, it is used to describe a loud, obnoxious person.
14. Arse over tit. This means to fall over. I use this often.
Warning: most of these words are considered to be moderately offensive, and shouldn’t be used in conversation with anyone who you deem to be in a position of authority. Saying “bugger off you wanker” to your boss, the police or your parents is not likely to get you any brownie points.
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