Reasons Why I’m Fat #2,347 and Other News

Absolutely loved this post! All you teachers will definitely relate… Please don’t like or comment on my reblog – hop on over and say hello!

Fatty McCupcakes

I’m working on a post on Friday at 1 in the afternoon*, because I’ve been in bed for two days still feeling like I’m swinging in a yoga silk.

Ugh.

It started last week. At the end of class, when we wrapped up like fat vampires (well, I’m the fat vampire) to cool down, the new instructor moved us so we spun in our coffins of carnival-ride-hell. It was absolutely terrible.

Terrible.

Just thinking about it now makes me want to vom. Ugh. Bleck!

This past Wednesday, I asked the instructor not to make me sway *there it is again. Excuse me while I calm down my gag reflex*

Everything was fine until she forgot. She realized just seconds later and got me to stop moving, but the damage was already done.

That whole night I had dreams of all sorts of nauseating things. I’d detail them, but I just…

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